TMWKIC Chapter 10

“So, the second thing is about our serial numbers and names.
Don’t look at me like that; I’m still an anime fan. To paraphrase a famous saying, if you don’t ask for someone’s name when you first meet them, aren’t you placing them in a position unequal to your own?
Four hours together, not long, but after four hours, we don’t even know each other’s names… there’s a bit of a problem.
Alright, then, let me start with a self-introduction.
My name is Zong Yang. Before coming here, I was barely a self-employed person, running my own small restaurant. You can call me Uncle Yang, but I’d prefer you to call me by my serial number…
Oh, right, I came in while I was cooking. I have no children, no wife, no concubines. I’m all alone, and only watch anime and play games (AG – meaning I don’t read manga or novels).”
The second is Miss Vampire.
“Hello everyone, my name is Du Yulan, a name that doesn’t suit my personality at all, so I generally don’t want people to call me by my name… it makes some people who meet me through my name very surprised.
It also makes me, a children’s drama actress and semi-stainless steel enthusiast, seem even more out of place.
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As for when I left… I suppose no one would want me to prove my birth, right?
You can call me Gui Yuexian, or the serial number I’ll be assigned later, I don’t mind.”
Peng Weijing is third.
“My name is Peng Weijing, hello everyone. I’m currently a third-year student at a normal high school in Longdu, and I suddenly entered during an exam. A classmate of mine came in with me, her name is Li Jin.”
“Hey everyone, I’m Li Jin. I’m with Peng Weijing, and the situation is generally the same as she said. Oh, right, let me clarify something first, we’re not lesbians, we just look a little lesbian.”
The first four introductions weren’t very serious…? Is it my imagination?
The fifth is the uncle with limited mobility.
“Ahem, since there are anime fans here, then I don’t need to be embarrassed.
Yes, I’m not an anime fan, I’m just a stinky anime watcher. I’m a ‘normie’ who barely managed to do some big business and reached the standard to adopt a daughter… legally, 40 years apart. I have no pedophilic thoughts!
Please, don’t look at me like that just because a middle-aged man adopted a daughter, okay?
Ahem, ahem, my name is Zhou Bingtong, 48 years old, my daughter is 7 years old. I came in… while I was in the toilet. Yeah, that’s it, next.”
The little artist.
“Hello uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, I’m Yu Jiaowei, a second-year middle school student.
I came in while I was painting… um, that’s it.”
Hearing her voice carefully for the first time, it was indeed soft and sweet, good to listen to.
Peng Weijing suddenly felt a surge of maternal love.
“Hello everyone, I’m Hei Feng, a practitioner engaged in legal-related work.
Please don’t take my gaffe just now to heart.
I originally thought that everyone was entering for the first time, so everyone would have this kind of emotion, more or less, so I didn’t say it.
But seeing how calm… and intelligent you all are, and that I’m the only one acting like cannon fodder in the first dungeon of an infinite space novel, a character used to kill a chicken to scare the monkeys, it’s a little embarrassing, so I’m declaring it here.
Um, then, I came in while I was looking at a case. To be honest, I’m also a somewhat down-on-my-luck lawyer, so, sometimes, I not only don’t seem like a lawyer, but I’m more like that madman who was still reading ‘Zhang San on Criminal Law’ when he was arrested…”
Saying this, even he couldn’t help but laugh.
“I’m Xiaguan Po, um, borrowing Big Sister Gui Yuexian’s words, please don’t think that a compound surname is anything great. The surname Xiaguan, in essence, doesn’t represent anything about me.
Also, I might be a little too nervous, I went to the hospital, and they said it’s nothing, just take a few days off… I came when I was taking a leave of absence to go home to sleep.
Yes, I’m probably the most useless one in this low-end game.
I don’t have the super logical reasoning ability of the three… four students; nor do I have the information processing ability of lawyers and old players… um, I hope everyone can take care of me, thank you.”
“No, no, no, Xiaguan, can I call you that? You’re being too modest, too modest. We’re not as exaggerated as you think, at least I am. My brain has rusted from doing too many problems.”
“Um, thank you little sister for the comfort, you can call me that, whatever. As long as you like it.”
“Since the atmosphere has been set up like this, should I go next?
That’s right, I’m the pajama girl who can’t even be modest, after all, with my image, you can’t see any intelligence or occupation.
But don’t panic, don’t take out our list of potential enemies, I’m really a waste.
I came at 4 pm, just got out of bed and was going to watch TV.
Oh, right, right. My name is Song Hanji, it sounds nice, right? Just don’t call me a single-character ‘Ji’, that’s all.”
“Then I’ll go next. Third-year Sheng Yingxuan. Loves werewolf killing games, escape rooms, reasoning books…
Ah, I’m not chuuni, the reason why I look a little expressionless, so that I’m often considered a cold goddess or chuuni, is entirely because my frontal lobe…
Should be this place that has some problems. I’ve heard it since I was little, so I shouldn’t remember the name wrong.
I’m considered very lucky, because it’s said that damage to this area can lead to an increase in logical reasoning ability, lack of concentration, and other symptoms. It’s also out of similar considerations, right? My family is very supportive of me playing similar reasoning games.”
“Being able to talk about these past experiences so frankly also shows that you are a strong person!”
“I’m sorry, ladies. You cannot comprehend my logic. You just said, your ethics…
Ah, sorry, an offense. It’s really nothing, there are many occasions where I need to explain this.”
The noblewoman seemed a little embarrassed. Every man has had a moment of overflowing maternal love, and once they recall it, they will be surprised to find that their happiness has no effect.
Ah, thinking of this, Peng Weijing suddenly felt inappropriate.
It’s not to say that today’s society doesn’t need it, after all, when thinking like this, it already shows that one’s quality is low. At least, here, it shouldn’t be very needed.
After all, judging from the quality of these intruders in this round, the Entertainment City can’t let in some crying, or sentimentalists, people who are easily moved by words of this level, and delay the plan.
“Then the next one should be you. My name is Luo Lingbin. I’m the wife of a real estate tycoon… um, we’re not unreasonable people, nor are we people who bully others. The public opinion about my husband has always been very one-sided.
My husband and I are also very loving.”

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